Yikcudfot is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring tortoise.

Yikcudfot created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Yikcudfot, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yikcudfot, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yikcudfot's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Yikcudfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not take Yikcudfot's name in vain.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.