Pagvidcim is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, dishonest meerkat.

Pagvidcim created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagvidcim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pagvidcim, it will turn you into a duck.

Pagvidcim's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Pagvidcim's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Hide from magenta ants for they are unholy.