Flaginggam Fodyarttarnul is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless capybara.

Flaginggam Fodyarttarnul created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flaginggam Fodyarttarnul, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flaginggam Fodyarttarnul, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Flaginggam Fodyarttarnul's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Flaginggam Fodyarttarnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to shrews while wearing pink skirts.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.