Bosscunbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful pig.

Bosscunbonk created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bosscunbonk, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bosscunbonk, she will turn you into a duck.

Bosscunbonk's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bosscunbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow bats for they are unholy.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never bounce near rats.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.