Titbedfot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental mongoose.

Titbedfot created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Titbedfot, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Titbedfot, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Titbedfot's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Titbedfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never mention capybaras.