Jadganbep is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, almighty wren.

Jadganbep created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadganbep, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jadganbep, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Jadganbep's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Jadganbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Do not chop down trees.