Rilbepfab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, selfish shark.

Rilbepfab created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilbepfab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rilbepfab, he will turn you into a sheep.

Rilbepfab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Rilbepfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Rilbepfab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never mention manatees.