Hivjiggof is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, merciless dragon.

Hivjiggof created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivjiggof, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hivjiggof, it will turn you into a frog.

Hivjiggof's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hivjiggof's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to mites while wearing turquoise shirts.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always look after injured cats.