Tamgadget is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast guinea pig.

Tamgadget created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamgadget, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tamgadget, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tamgadget's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Tamgadget's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never bounce in the presence of aardvarks.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Always take life seriously.