Tamgadget is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast
guinea pig.
Tamgadget created water three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tamgadget, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Tamgadget, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Tamgadget's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Tamgadget's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
3. Never bounce in the presence of aardvarks.
4. You must never eat aubergines.
5. Always take life seriously.