Dagfennullfut Cinyatquaf
is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-assured
cobra
.
Dagfennullfut Cinyatquaf
created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dagfennullfut Cinyatquaf
, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Dagfennullfut Cinyatquaf
, he will turn you into a plant.
Dagfennullfut Cinyatquaf's
most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Dagfennullfut Cinyatquaf's Holy Commandments
1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Never talk about gravity.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.
5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
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