Ditlamyikratbunboss is a god.

She takes the form of a large, charitable swan.

Ditlamyikratbunboss created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditlamyikratbunboss, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ditlamyikratbunboss, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ditlamyikratbunboss' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Ditlamyikratbunboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.