Busgebzak is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, almighty penguin.

Busgebzak created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busgebzak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Busgebzak, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Busgebzak's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Busgebzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.