Huglatbun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous naga.

Huglatbun created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huglatbun, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Huglatbun, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Huglatbun's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Huglatbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Never wear rings.