Wanragbag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, idiotic weasel.

Wanragbag created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanragbag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wanragbag, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wanragbag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Wanragbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Never skip near sheep.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. Never hurt pigs.