Queegdunlit is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent ferret.

Queegdunlit created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Queegdunlit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Queegdunlit, she will turn you into a worm.

Queegdunlit's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Queegdunlit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Queegdunlit.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Do not stand on grass.