Nathabgess is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish sheep.

Nathabgess created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nathabgess, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nathabgess, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nathabgess' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Nathabgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Retreat if seven birds approach from the north.

3. Run away if four shrews approach from the south.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Always look after injured foxes.