Matsakgan Ladfarnul is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental goose.

Matsakgan Ladfarnul created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Matsakgan Ladfarnul, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Matsakgan Ladfarnul, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Matsakgan Ladfarnul's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Matsakgan Ladfarnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about moons.