Sagnarwat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, blissful frog.

Sagnarwat created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sagnarwat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sagnarwat, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sagnarwat's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Sagnarwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sagnarwat.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sagnarwat.