Nillpaknurt is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unfair fly.

Nillpaknurt created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Nillpaknurt, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nillpaknurt, he will turn you into a slug.

Nillpaknurt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nillpaknurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nillpaknurt's name in vain.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nillpaknurt.

4. Cats are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.