Listbug is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced dog.

Listbug created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listbug, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Listbug, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Listbug's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Listbug's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Put Listbug first in all things.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.