Farbothat is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, contented shark.

Farbothat created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Farbothat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Farbothat, she will boil you in a big pot.

Farbothat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Farbothat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Farbothat's name in vain.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Never jump in the presence of moths.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.