Cebbif is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, fussy squid.

Cebbif created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Cebbif, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cebbif, it will not care.

Cebbif's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cebbif's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four squirrels approach from the west.

2. Never mention moths.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Cebbif on top of all buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Cebbif.

5. Never talk about fire.