Abfumhab is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, unthinking
dragon.
Abfumhab created the universe eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Abfumhab, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Abfumhab, he will not invite you to parties.
Abfumhab's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Abfumhab's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Always help bats.
4. Never look at black holes.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.