Ged is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, boastful raccoon.

Ged created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ged, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ged, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ged's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Ged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear fawn scarves.

5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.