Hudnellbep is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic faun.

Hudnellbep created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudnellbep, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hudnellbep, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hudnellbep's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Hudnellbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not take Hudnellbep's name in vain.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.