Saszodab is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, happy dragon.

Saszodab created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saszodab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Saszodab, it will not care at all.

Saszodab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Saszodab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Saszodab's name in vain.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

4. Always help sick tapirs.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.