Fumtaryatdum is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able fly.

Fumtaryatdum created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fumtaryatdum, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fumtaryatdum, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fumtaryatdum's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fumtaryatdum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Fumtaryatdum on top of all buildings.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Feed all hungry foxes.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.