Hanyakgil is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, effective turtle.

Hanyakgil created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hanyakgil, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hanyakgil, she will turn you into a plant.

Hanyakgil's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hanyakgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always obey Hanyakgil's priests.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Hanyakgil on top of important buildings.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.