Wegsatflow is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain ferret.

Wegsatflow created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegsatflow, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wegsatflow, she will send you a sign.

Wegsatflow's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Wegsatflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Ducks are not to be trusted.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.