Fosstonksom is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid skunk.

Fosstonksom created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosstonksom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fosstonksom, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fosstonksom's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fosstonksom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Do not take Fosstonksom's name in vain.