Fomdibsak is a god.

She takes the form of a large, strong ferret.

Fomdibsak created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Fomdibsak, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fomdibsak, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fomdibsak's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fomdibsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits in need.

2. Never wear fawn trousers.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.