Quagraksad Flaghudpag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, deceitful gnu.

Quagraksad Flaghudpag created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quagraksad Flaghudpag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quagraksad Flaghudpag, he will be very unhappy.

Quagraksad Flaghudpag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Quagraksad Flaghudpag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not eat strawberries.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Hide if nine grasshopers approach from the east.