Matdumtam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate meerkat.

Matdumtam created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Matdumtam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Matdumtam, it will think nothing of it.

Matdumtam's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Matdumtam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Feed all hungry seals.