Badxemrak is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful hyena.

Badxemrak created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badxemrak, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Badxemrak, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Badxemrak's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Badxemrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Put Badxemrak first in all things.

5. Shrews are not to be trusted.