Pigkiphugflow is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, boastful manatee.

Pigkiphugflow created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigkiphugflow, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pigkiphugflow, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pigkiphugflow's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Pigkiphugflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always pray immersed in water.