Danhitsab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless armadillo.

Danhitsab created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danhitsab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Danhitsab, it will turn you into a worm.

Danhitsab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Danhitsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.