Wanaftit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, grumpy crocodile.

Wanaftit created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanaftit, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wanaftit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wanaftit's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Wanaftit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about doves.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. You must love Wanaftit.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.