Fudbanbunmum is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish human.

Fudbanbunmum created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fudbanbunmum, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fudbanbunmum, she will try to impress you with trees.

Fudbanbunmum's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fudbanbunmum's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.