Hugtalvan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful hare.

Hugtalvan created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hugtalvan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hugtalvan, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hugtalvan's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hugtalvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hugtalvan.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always stare at clouds.