Vanbusflam is a god.

She takes the form of a large, smart raccoon.

Vanbusflam created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanbusflam, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vanbusflam, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vanbusflam's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Vanbusflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Vanbusflam loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.