Mipbumrut is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, sapient seal.

Mipbumrut created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipbumrut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mipbumrut, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mipbumrut's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Mipbumrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Hide from mauve foxes for they are unholy.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.