Gunjabweg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable toad.

Gunjabweg created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gunjabweg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gunjabweg, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gunjabweg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gunjabweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gunjabweg.