Cipcinmab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional penguin.

Cipcinmab created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cipcinmab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cipcinmab, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cipcinmab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Cipcinmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. You must love Cipcinmab.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.