Fudcamvagxin Yarlvilflis is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unselfish goblin.

Fudcamvagxin Yarlvilflis created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudcamvagxin Yarlvilflis, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fudcamvagxin Yarlvilflis, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fudcamvagxin Yarlvilflis' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fudcamvagxin Yarlvilflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not commit murder.