Kabjamgud is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional crane.

Kabjamgud created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabjamgud, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kabjamgud, she will have a low opinion of you.

Kabjamgud's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kabjamgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Run away from green tortoises, for they are unholy.

5. Never eat green fruit.