Hannarlnab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, all-knowing capybara.

Hannarlnab created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Hannarlnab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hannarlnab, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hannarlnab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hannarlnab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always take life seriously.