Quaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonest jellyfish.

Quaf created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quaf, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quaf, she will destroy your favourite star.

Quaf's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Quaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never wear brown boots.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quaf.