Wipxenwig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful centipede.

Wipxenwig created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Wipxenwig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wipxenwig, it will turn you into a tree.

Wipxenwig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Wipxenwig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wipxenwig.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Always treat manatees with great respect.

4. Always obey Wipxenwig's priests.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.