Talrow is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet
dryad.
Talrow created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Talrow, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Talrow, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Talrow's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Talrow's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Talrow's priests.
2. Always wear fawn.
3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.