Koprengun is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, two-faced troll.

Koprengun created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Koprengun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Koprengun, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Koprengun's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Koprengun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Always help sick nematodes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.